Crazy dream

Last night I dreamed that Andrew Denton was trying to get me to buy his t-shirt, one with his face on it.

I asked if he was selling it for the money, or the sheer vanity of seeing his face on other people's chests.

He didn't answer. *

* Bizarre dreams like this are great to tell to people, because any kind of psychoanalysis anyone might try to perform on it will likely come up with either wild inaccuracies, or mild amusements.

Headline

Same news, two very different headlines.

So Fairfax is glass half empty and the ABC is glass half full?

Incidentally, I find "glass half full" to have rather negative connotations, like the way we use the word "average" to mean something a lot lower than average. Or maybe that's just me.