Love story

"Tell Wayne how your mum was a pickpocket, Trish!"

Trish's mum is Phillipino. Her dad, an Australian, once visited the Phillipines, where her mum worked as a tour guide.

"Excuse me sir, please give me your wallet for safe keeping in case of pick pockets."

"No, I'm a big tough Australian and nothing is ever going to happen to me."

Trish's mum then proceeds to slide Big Tough Australian's wallet out of his pocket, and returns it to him.

And they both lived happily ever after.